Steve: "Hey man, is Rory coming out tonight?"
Tom: "Nah, he's too busy being a professional bastard"
Steve: "What?"
Tom: "Yeah, he sits at home, rings people and unnecessarily abuses them"
Tom: "Nah, he's too busy being a professional bastard"
Steve: "What?"
Tom: "Yeah, he sits at home, rings people and unnecessarily abuses them"
by jkjtastic September 19, 2009
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Mate 1: "You bought a slab of VB instead of Little Creatures??"
Mate 2: "Chill bro, I brought some cabernet too to make Victoria Bastards"
Mate 1: "Sweet"
Mate 2: "Chill bro, I brought some cabernet too to make Victoria Bastards"
Mate 1: "Sweet"
by MatakaMsuri January 19, 2011
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A person who is terribly mean, rude, offensive, unfriendly, etc.
Someone that you strongly dislike.
Someone who is unmannerly and not very kind.
Someone that you strongly dislike.
Someone who is unmannerly and not very kind.
He cheated on me so many times, fucking pricks bastard.
He said I was fat - Well hes a pricks bastard
Ya fuckin pricks bastard!
He said I was fat - Well hes a pricks bastard
Ya fuckin pricks bastard!
by monolisa July 29, 2011
Get the Pricks Bastard mug.We all know someone who is a bastard, but when they act or look really, really stupid, then they are a spooky bastard
by harold__99 July 25, 2020
Get the spooky bastard mug.a mean donner kebab from a shithot takeaway in halifax. Loads of donner meat, tikka chicken and sheesh kebab neatly wrapped up in a naan bread! Mmm!
by momentus September 25, 2008
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Get the Big Headed Bastard mug.A person(usually male) who doesnt really gives a fuck to this so-called civilized society and stamps his authority no matter wheresoever..
He'll poke his nose ferociously without being bothered by the presence of fellow commuters around,he'll pull and rip apart the USB cables when we normal beings are supposed to handle them with utmost care..
His house is always a mess courtesy the unabated aggression he brings into even in the microscopic of chores..
Broken door handles,unaligned fridge doors,ripped cushions and damaged computer accessories make their signature style.
A typical 'fb' is usually a lazy jerk,cleverly disguised as an asshole..
He'll poke his nose ferociously without being bothered by the presence of fellow commuters around,he'll pull and rip apart the USB cables when we normal beings are supposed to handle them with utmost care..
His house is always a mess courtesy the unabated aggression he brings into even in the microscopic of chores..
Broken door handles,unaligned fridge doors,ripped cushions and damaged computer accessories make their signature style.
A typical 'fb' is usually a lazy jerk,cleverly disguised as an asshole..
Girl:Where's john boo?
Boy:Dunno,just heard that the moron used his father's paypal account to subscribe some porn!
Girl:eww!he's such a fearless bastard!
Boy:Dunno,just heard that the moron used his father's paypal account to subscribe some porn!
Girl:eww!he's such a fearless bastard!
by simppromax May 10, 2011
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