Text Barrier

The invisible wall made of nervousness and/or fear of embarrassment that prevents you from texting someone.

Hey dude, I finally overcame the text barrier and texted that hot girl I met last week.

Girl 1: The guy I like texted me last night and we had a whole conversation!
Girl 2: Good for you, the text barrier has been broken!

I said something really embarrassing to Tanya the other night and now there's a text barrier between us.

by LOLrobots August 1, 2012

Slanguage Barrier

When a non-native speaker fails to grip the slang implications of something that would otherwise seem reasonable to say/wear on clothing. You know it when you see it.

"That kid's shirt says Dream Hum on the back…"
"slanguage barrier"

by DJPajamas November 3, 2013

waffle barrier

A special kind of material that keeps the smell of waffle out no matter what waffle cant be smelt

That school has a waffle barrier

by Jordanwalker December 21, 2014

Great Barrier Reef

A big reef off the coast of Western Australia, that is currently get its colour fucked sideways and its turning completely fucking white.

Person 1: (being born and raised in Western Australia) Damn, have you seen the Great Barrier Reef lately? It's almost completely white!

Person 2: (being born and raised in the US, not really giving a fuck) Huh, needs to tan, I guess.
Person 1: It's a piece of fucking coral.
Person 2: Still needs to tan, though...
Person 1: *walks off*

by Dinosaur_Weirdo June 28, 2016

Slanguage barrier

Confusing out-of-towners or visitors when using slang from your local region.

Moving to a new city and making friends can be difficult if there's a slanguage barrier.

by hannsomejonny September 8, 2016

Sound barrier

When, in a relationship, farting in front of each other is not acceptable. Breaking the sound barrier is the point at which the first fart takes place in front of the significant other.

I always have a tummy ache when I leave my boyfriends place.

Why?
Because we haven’t broken the sound barrier yet and I have wicked gas.

by Nimble July 21, 2018

Whiskey Barrier

Noun, the phenomenon where the drinker (typically of whiskey) crosses the line between amiable drunkeness and becomes a miserable fucking cunt.

Or

The name given to the metaphorical chastity belt imposed by a normally sexually generous woman in response to outrageously drunken conduct.

Mark, "I got so cunted last night I crossed the whiskey barrier and became so fucking depressed I could have cut my own head off if I was not so uncoordinated."

Or

Barry, "I'll just have just the one tonight, I am feeling fucking horny and I don't want the missus to drop the whiskey barrier like last time."

by Grandsire November 18, 2018