Ralphie barker

Born possibly in 1928. Was the main character in a Christmas story and my summer story

Rip Ralphie barker

by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023

big batty barker

Jessica Barker and her wham batty - her nickname

Damnn it's big batty barker!

by Finramp June 14, 2016

barker-brigade

Refers to the infuriating/humiliating "auditory chain-reaction" that often occurs with all da neighborhood dogs... you merely walk by one house with a dog tethered out front, and he starts barking at you, then the dogs next door --- even if they're locked inside the house --- hear him and start yappin', too, and then the hound at the property next to that one starts howling, and so on and so on and so on... pretty soon all da canines within a half-mile radius are barkin' fit to bust, when whatever the first dog was barking at isn't even anywhere near those other dogs' vicinity.

I try to scavenge for returnables only during the mid-to-late daylight hours, so that the resulting barker-brigade in the roadside homes will create a minimum of "the dogs woke me up!" aggravation.

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

pulling a Barker

To flash your balls accidentally at an old Vietnamese lady collecting sea weed.

This morning I was chased by an old Vietnamese man after he saw me pulling a Barker at his wife.

by derettahs October 14, 2020

kayleigh debra barker

She has huge cankels, that weigh her down when she walks. But she gives good neck ;)

Hello Kayleigh debra barker I love you

by Nevaehisnotsugargay May 6, 2019

Megan barker

He can poop in a cup and throw it at people

Wach out Megan barker has to shit

by Cool Caden February 4, 2020

flo barker

Really really gay, always watching memes because they have no friends, most likely on tik tok and a massive bender because she bums squirrels

“Yo wonder what joes doing over the holidays”
“ he’s probably doing what a Flo barker would be doin”

by Chris peacock April 13, 2020