Georgie Barker

Georgie is a beautiful, sexy, charismatic, slightly prejudice man, his mother is no longer with his father, he has 3 brothers of varying age, one being addicted to skibbidi toilet, he lives in Maidstone, Kent, UK. brown hair blue eyes, 5'9-5'10, his favourite food is burger sauce, he's a Femboy who likes to wear mini skirts and thigh highs (yes pls papa Georgie). many women love him for who he is and hate him for who he isn't, his mother bears a deep hatred for him and his father loves him but is ginger. I'm 90% sure he is a product of incest and has webbed feet. Georgie has been my boyfriend (im a straight guy) for 3.5 years now and i love him so much.

Paris- "Do you know Georgie Barker?"
Eli Sage- "Let me tell you of Georgie Barker,
Stunningly handsome, a true heart-stirrer.
With deep blue eyes, like the endless sea,
And long brown hair, so wild and free—
He’s a beauty, impossible to forget."

by DirtyDave2810 October 24, 2024

BARKER

A man who eats his full english on the train on his way to work, but only in his shorts

A Barker is eating breakfast on the way to work

by Noname2020 February 21, 2020

isak barker

doesn’t like being loved and cared about. Isak is a hoe. He never likes to go to school.

Isak barker

could be sweet sometimes

by thugginn November 28, 2023

triple barker

Talking, farting and pussy farting all at the same time.

See Krisann is a triple barker.

by A&W2024 May 28, 2024

barkers log

A large, firm dog shit

I was out for a run and stepped in some barkers logs

He's a big dog, how will you deal with the barkers logs?
The kids can not go to the park because people are not cleaning up their barkers logs

by photo_journ October 2, 2020

Ruby Barker

Ruby Barker. Although at first on the outside she may seem unavailable and locked away, in reality shes the softest, biggest simp you’ll ever fall in love with. She’ll ramble on about nothing for hours on end... yet you won’t mind as her rambling is hilarious and is almost melodic in how rhythmic it is. Her pale pink lips give a smile that could kill someone on the spot. She has deep forest green eyes that you could very easily get lost in that seem to always say “I fear nothing... exCEPT FOR INSECTS DEAR GOD THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS”

“Hey, what’s that girl over there’s name?”
“Heard some dude call her Bee, but with an intoxicating grin like that... that’s definitely Ruby Barker.

by Captain Snap April 8, 2021

barker-brigade

Refers to the infuriating/humiliating "auditory chain-reaction" that often occurs with all da neighborhood dogs... you merely walk by one house with a dog tethered out front, and he starts barking at you, then the dogs next door --- even if they're locked inside the house --- hear him and start yappin', too, and then the hound at the property next to that one starts howling, and so on and so on and so on... pretty soon all da canines within a half-mile radius are barkin' fit to bust, when whatever the first dog was barking at isn't even anywhere near those other dogs' vicinity.

I try to scavenge for returnables only during the mid-to-late daylight hours, so that the resulting barker-brigade in the roadside homes will create a minimum of "the dogs woke me up!" aggravation.

by QuacksO July 9, 2018