vaginal banjo

When a woman's vagina is loose enough that her vaginal lips can be stretched and strummed.

Man she was so loose, I was able to play the vaginal banjo.

by Oginator January 5, 2014

Plucked the Banjo

Term for female masturbation

Had to work late and my woman was in the mood, so she plucked the banjo until I could get home and bring my instrument to the band!

by katmandoobie June 21, 2015

Banjo Kazoo

A coalition of a sexy asian and an emo mexican, two very rare things finally combined to make a supreme being.

The other day i was eating rice while straightening my hair when i realized whoa! im a Banjo Kazoo to the max!

by B Ngo September 25, 2005

Banjo Lip

When a person speaks loudly using a thick southern twang accent.

*Amy's voice rang loudly as her words pierced your ears* "She has a "banjo lip", says Steve.

by Gary Hess October 13, 2014

Banjo Stiffy

Because Winston from Mumford and Sons instrumentals are so good, you get a hardon whenever he plays.

Can't believe the new Mumford and Sons album - every time Winston plays, I get a proper Banjo Stiffy!

by Tidy Rich October 6, 2012

German Banjoed

When your partner leaves you for her cousin. Specifically if said cousin is from Germany.

Dude, my wife asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her cousin. I said no and got German Banjoed!

by Bobby Ford August 23, 2011

Banjo Hitter

A baseball player who hits like he's swinging a banjo.

Juan Pierre is a banjo hitter with speed.

by KCoff January 2, 2008