Dirty Bannister

Getting a shitty dong from pumping the ass of an ass.

Damn, that dirty donkey ass gave me a dirty bannister

by Random scattering of cheese June 5, 2021

Richard Bannister

Richard is usually a man who has a taste for a younger woman. He lives life purely off daddy’s money and doesn’t know when enough is enough.

Oh have you bought another car? That’s such a Richard Bannister!

by BethDuxbury97 November 22, 2021

Like banning colored crayons

An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.

(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)

1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."

1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."

by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023

Nathaniel Bainius

Nathan Baine

Nathaniel Bainius is Nathan Baine

by Imkewl2663 May 17, 2023

Baby Bannister

Where one person fingers another in the anus, the anus clunches tightly and the fingerer has their finger guillotined off.

Oh no I've had a baby bannister, my finger is inside you. Can I have it back ?

by ColMustard06 August 21, 2023

Tia Bannister

Are you a Tia reading this? Well i want you to know that you're perfect just the way you are, and yes if you're a Bannister then that means this is especially for you, hi Tia, ive known you for a few years, and those few years were the most special moments of my life for me, ive treasured you in my heart, i dont know if you remember me at all, or even care about me but just know that, you're absolutely perfect, beautiful, special, lovely and wayyyy more. Im sorry for revealing you're full name online but i just don't know how else to contact you, we dont even have to be friends again if you dont want too, i just want to know that you're okay and happy... and i miss you. Alot like alot alot. If you're still wondering who i am then heres a hint
Watermelon and pizza~

Yes its me Riya, love ya. Hope i get to see you again.
My instagram id is drin._.Crescent, if thats helps and you still want to talk to me then just dm me!

❤️

Tia Bannister is a gorgeous person, shes caring, thoughtful and loves cats!

by Laughsmileandlive! November 24, 2023

Book banning

"Book banning" isn't actually banning books in America because the 1st Amendment's protection of the freedom of speech prevents any and all book bans. Instead, "book bannong" is a grossly exaggerated phrase used by a small fraction of people, usually of a liberal persuasion, who wish to incite fearmongering among the populace, usually over books the fearmongers support that are very inappropriate for the age groups they are intended for, specifically regarding graphically sexual material. Removing or restricting children's access to these books, even if merely requiring parental notification and consent for their children to read the books, comes nowhere near the idea behind actual book banning.

"Boy, I gotta tell ya. Conservative Christians don't want middle schoolers reading a book in class describing two boys sucking each other's dicks. Those fundies sure love book banning."

by AriAri01 June 5, 2024