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Bob

He's the guy your wife told you not to worry about. Yeah, that guy.
Bob stole my wife. My wife left me with Bob. Bob can suck my cock. Fuck Bob.
by Bob, you're a dead man. December 15, 2020
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Bobs

When old Indian men on instagram ask to see your boobs but they aren't very fluent in English
Please Bby let me see ur bobs
by Spooky Noodle February 25, 2020
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bob's

C: I love bob's. They make me sooooooo happy man.
E: You are a lesbo, lets get married.
by birdy123456789lesbo June 10, 2022
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bob

bob is just a guy named bob
bob likes to do things bob does most
by BrushedApples May 6, 2018
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Bob

That one name that everyone uses when they don't know what to call someone. Possibly the most amazing name in existence. Usually used when guessing someone's name or when you need a name for something.
Hello, is your name Bob?
by bobmcjoe May 9, 2018
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Bob

The first Mensch in the morning you greet and the last Mensch at night you whisper good night to.
Could be my Wahnsinns-best-friend for life if only he didnt live in Aachen. Has a cute smile when it is free of intention and a pair of timid, collected, apprehensive eyes. I tell him everything and anything. He accepts huggy and physical people like me. Not the most talkative in person but willing to improve. Very helpful, comforting. Very polite when he wants to be. At the same time hedgehoggy, time-aloner, escapist, rude. Bob is a dream to be with because he makes me feel good, wanted, needed, important. Ready to critisize, go on at something when it is justified. When he doesnt make me feel like a monster that is. Which also happens. But i try not to let it get to me.
"Bob, my niece has accused me of tearing the family apart. Did you experience similar stuff and how did you deal with it?"
or
"Yes, i do, Bob"
or
"Are you awake, Bob?"
by Krkič September 8, 2019
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Bobbed

Means a person is not liked very much or there personality is lacking.. cut short. Bobbed. Can also mean not very smart.
I hope I don't get Andy for a lab partner today . That guy is really bobbed
by Peggy jane November 11, 2020
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