Triforce blue balls

when you wan't to be a hero but you can't

Dude this game gives me serious Triforce blue balls

by Eccenctricaid July 3, 2020

black and blue balls

The condition of having blue balls so badly that it hurts to even breath. This is normally brought on by sexual activity after a very long period without it and your partner not having the decency to let you get off. This should be in place of the death penalty.

"Oh my god dude, I tried to fuck Becky last night, but her brother called right in the middle of it and needed a ride home, I have some black and blue balls man."

by Sa 3434 October 25, 2007

predator missile blue balls

When you think you hear a Predator Missile go off while play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and you sit there waiting to die.

Barake: I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.... When the hell is this predator missile going to hit? I'm getting blue balls waiting for this Predator Missile to hit.

....*plays for rest of game wondering if maybe it's just really late.*

(Predator missile blue balls... You know you get them also)

by SuhketxD August 15, 2011

Mental Blue Balls

The result of an increasingly stimulating conversation that has an inconclusive or overly disappointing outcome.

Also used to describe the physical discomfort or displeasure felt after hearing a succession of lengthy jokes with dimwitted or inane punch lines.

Mental blue balls is often characterized by a dull headache or a distinct physical feeling of dismay, despondency, or dissatisfaction as the afflicted individual realizes he just wasted his valuable time and is "left hanging".

Dude, that comic told so many stupid jokes I have mental blue balls.

I got major mental blue balls today after two hours of brainstorming awesome ideas for killer iPhone apps, but no one had any idea how to implement them or even any project plans to get started.

by B.B.L.V. October 6, 2009

AIM Blue Balls

When someone stops in the middle of a story on AIM, giving the other user proverbial blue balls.

Bob: man I was walking down the road earlier
Bob: and I saw this stray dog walking right
Bob: so I went up to it
*silence*
Jeff: then what!?
Jeff: fscking aim blue balls

by silyi button March 22, 2009

Red, White and Blue Balls

What chuck norris gets instead of blue balls. This is becuase he the greatest American ever to live.

Look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!

by iwwf September 10, 2008

Sunderpants blue balls

A painful condition when a man has been profoundly socially stimulated by his best friend's predicted visitation but not allowed to see him when he finds his friend has just been abruptly called into to work at the last minute, leaving the man with a heavy and sore feeling in his balls.

Person 1 text messages: "Hey, is it cool if I come over?"

Person 2 text messages: "Yeah bro, I can't wait, I'll make some coffee!"

Person 1 text messages: "agh nm, hey sorry man, I just called into work, I can't come over :/"

Person 2 text messages: "Damn it, that's the 3rd time this week I've gotten Sunderpants blue balls :("

by azfree1016 December 1, 2011