Ultimate Blow job

When a woman performs fellatio and during the process bites your member off.

"Oh, man, i was driving home last night with Shelly and crashed into the car in front of me. She was giving me head at the time, so you can imagine. It was the ultimate Blow job"

"That sucks, B."

by DragonLegion October 31, 2008

Italian Blow Job

When a chick is giving you head and goes balls deep and then licks your balls.

"Last night, Sally and I were fooling around and things got heated and she gave me an Italian Blow Job.

by Carver Twice April 08, 2011

Blow job broad

a female whose only good use is to give blow jobs.

I wanted head, called up Michelle, got a blow job and dropped her off at her place. No food, no snuggling, just a blow job and she's gone. therefore a blow job broad is what she is, that is all she is good for.

by Donnie T November 10, 2008

Blow Job Lottery

When a guy hopes that by doing the right things (sex acts or otherwise) for a girl, he can get a blow job. This can result in either winning (getting a blow job) or losing (not getting a blow job).

Guy #1: I was totally messing around with this chick last night and I won the Blow Job Lottery!
Guy #2: Drinks for everybody!

by Hector Barbosa August 03, 2010

Polite blow Job

A blow job, where when you are about to cum and the girl will put a condom on you, much to your annoyance.

Mary: are you about to cum?

Dave: yes

Mary: (Mary jams a condom on Dave)

Dave: ffs you just polite blow jobbed me

by Tpp222 November 18, 2017

Blow Job Bait

This is when you go to a party and are holding cocaine with the intention of only using it to attract coke sluts so they give you blow jobs.

John: hey joe I heard you got the white, let's do some lines!
Joe: sorry BQ this is Blow job bait tonight.

by hammer6290 July 18, 2014

salvadorean blow job

the event of a pupusa being made, then rolled around ur dick this will lead up to a fat salvi bitch to giving u head and havin a delicous meal of pupusa

cerote 1:ayy cerote u wanna salvi blow by ma fatass sister

cerote 2:ohh why yess the great salvadorean blow job hmmm dat would be scrumtous i will volunteer

by fjvnjwbnhjbevbhvhfbevnfwj July 30, 2010