bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

Yeah I couldn't sleep last night so I went to see this bloke

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021

Blokes advise

A social page for beta males

John the beta male crys for attention on blokes advise

by Zubrick November 8, 2018

Bloke

Bloke will bring you whatever you need in a very short space of time.

We all need Bloke in our lives.

Bloke really is the best.

Call Bloke.

by number 1 bloke fan February 25, 2018

Bloke

Typically a larger marijuana blunt rolled with a Churchill cigar paper.

“I say, my good man, would you mind if I took a toke off this Bloke?

by Jofica June 21, 2021

honest bloke

A man whom does the right thing all of the time and does not make the boys wait.

What an honest bloke Jake Harvey is, going to the Impy even though he feels hanging

by HNNFGVSD May 27, 2017

Bloke Hold

Similar to a choke hold, but in lieu of grasping the neck of the opponent, one grasps his tallywhacker.

The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect

"The Undertaker ended his long duel with John Cena with a bloke hold. Even John Cena didn't see it coming."

by Bingbingtheklingon May 24, 2016

bloke

1. the most fake level of cocaine. 2. it's not even at the level of cut cocaine known as coke. 3. it might not be cocaine or coke at all. 4. bluff coke 5. not even called blow. non blow-able powder.

make sure you get cocaine. i don't want no cut coke, no crack. and definitely no bloke!

by callmecer October 25, 2022