The first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence

The quality of or condition of being excellent

“I just won the first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence”

by Delovelytoucan April 5, 2021

VMA Award

An award given to a female after successfully having sex with her in order of Vagina, Mouth, then Ass...or at least we HOPE in that order. (similar, albeit somewhat cleaner than ATM (Ass To Mouth))

Man to friend: "A chick I was with last night definitely won the VMA award. I was impressed."

by peachykeen21 July 28, 2009

Aaida

The misspelling of Aida, usually made by parents who are so excited that they had a baby girl (or boy) that they accidentally add an extra "a" in the beginning.

We spelled her name Aaida instead of Aida by accident on the birth certificate.

by BoobyTr4p April 29, 2009

Biggest Bladder Award

When two males approach a urinal at about the same time, the person who pees longer gets the biggest bladder award.

I was in the bathroom the other day and I beat this guy and I got the biggest bladder award.

by xwhitefox October 9, 2009

Aaiden

He’s a sour bitch and sucks up to every girl

“Hey look it that Aaiden”,
“Yep” he is already sucking up to that chick that didn’t give back his chocolates

by Bigboywhale September 25, 2018

Logan Award

a award given out for somebody doing something stupid

Telling a very bad story and thinking it is funny would qualify you for the Logan Award.

by therealtork May 4, 2010

Aaiden

Aaiden is a straight up sick lad, he is funny as. Most of the time they are very confident in what they do. Aaidens dont take shit from anyone and everyone would love to be an Aaiden

I wish i was like Aaiden!

by Johhny Johhny June 24, 2019