Astrobate

The action of performing masterbation in the outer reaches of space.

when i left on the apollo 18 mission, i became lonely and had to astrobate.

by professor jackhoff April 3, 2011

astroglidenomical

an astroglide volume of enormous magnitude; immense,

The ammount of bullshit that comes out of Khams vagina is astroglidenomical. : Dude you got screwed by that deal astroglidenomically.

by Zionpsyfer and JayBerry May 13, 2006

astro pot

weed so good it's origins might as well be from outer space

"Holy shit, dude, you have to try this astro pot"

by bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbwefwkjdfkdjfb January 19, 2009

Astrology

The Barnum effect

Astrology is so accurate, like it says:
Cancers are humans usually with two eyes and one nose
Ohmaigaaaaahd

by Billie Eilish bad April 6, 2021

Astro

Astro is a beautiful non binary individual! They have brown curly hair with blond highlights, glasses, and beautiful blue eyes!

"Omg look how beautiful my gf Astro is!"-Destinee

by xqzly May 1, 2021

Astrology

Astrology is a fake science that doesn't mean anything in the grand scheme of things, at least to someone who actually has a functioning brain. According to astrology, the day of a particular month of the year you were born determine the traits and personality of someone.

Not to be confused with astronomy, which is an actual science.

Person 1, who believes in Astrology: Ugh, I think he might be an Aries.

Person 2, who believes in actual science: I think you might be retarded.

by i_am_dababy_ May 31, 2021

astroglide

Gel you rub on a girl's labia before you have sex. It helps the penis slide in the vagina.

We used astroglide last night during sex. What a difference!

by mlm147 December 5, 2010