Beats per minut

Used by nerds to define BPM, often in Romania and Italy. Can be used in a mechanism (see beats per minute mechanism) and may be created by the government.
Those who say this either are a part of the niche meme or need help. Possibly both

Teacher- ‘What is the heart rate measured in’
Student/nerd- ‘Beats per minut mis’

by Khaby Kahn November 9, 2025

Frames Per Second (FPS)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Frames Per Second (FPS)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Per

He is a great bowler. He does not have the power, but his accuracy is insane! Per is aka spare.

Per, more like spare

by psydestroyr( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 31, 2021

Per abooz

Look at rio

Stop per aboozing!

by .twitch March 15, 2021

Sås per lax

Sås/Lax
A measurement of anything that's concrete for what you're talking about.

what speed do i need to travel a distance of 10 Km in 1 hour?
89 Sås/lax

What unit should i use when measuring Force?
Sås per lax.

by Sås per lax March 1, 2018

Deja-pay-per-view

That uncanny feeling, when you recognize a real life situation, and realize you've seen it previously in a porn flick.

Did you see who delivered the pizza? Super hot blonde, barely 20 years old! I had a total deja-pay-per-view when she said "who ordered the one with extra sausage?"

by Phatmastaskinnydipper May 17, 2017

160 grams of protein per day

An amount of protein that is dangerous to consume, eating this much protein will not get you muscle it will just turn into fat especially if you don’t work out much.

160 grams of protein per day DOES NOT keep the doctor away.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023