Ari, or more commonly known as gayboi, is an insult to to the human race. His natural habitat is his parents regrets. Ari is known for his love of cock and gay furry hentai. If you know an Ari you are extremely lucky because, while standing next to him, you look like a greek god of hotness. If your parents get mad at you for failing at something you can compare yourself to Ari and your parents will instantly praise you. The only thing smaller than his brain is his penis. Ari looks like a marshmellow with acne. Ari is a great man. His love of beasteality is almost as great as his love of his fathers cock.
Is that man having sex with a marshmellow? Oh wait, thats just Ari.
“Ari put it in”-His Father
“It is already in”-Ari
“Ari put it in”-His Father
“It is already in”-Ari
by Autosboi147 February 14, 2018

Bob: Hey! Look at that sumo wrestler! He's got long hair and sun glasses!
Mark: Hehe, he's got a gotie as well.
Bob: He looks a bit pale too.
Mark: Hehe, I bet his name's Ary.
Mark: Hehe, he's got a gotie as well.
Bob: He looks a bit pale too.
Mark: Hehe, I bet his name's Ary.
by robenk January 14, 2007

by thee best, joey birlem. June 14, 2018

A big headed bafoon who thinks he is always right when he is not!
If yo come across an ari it is best to stay away because you wouldn’t want to get on the wrong side of him.
Ari’s are very temperamental and will easily get angry so don’t wind them up!
If yo come across an ari it is best to stay away because you wouldn’t want to get on the wrong side of him.
Ari’s are very temperamental and will easily get angry so don’t wind them up!
by 👋🏾 April 20, 2018

An Aries is a star sign that is a tornado of destruction. They are insane and a fucking mess. They will argue with you about anything just to piss you off. They are just generally too much. You WILL definitely know when it is Aries season, so when it arrives... take cover. For reference ; Julien Solomita.
by cassie h May 28, 2019
