Often happens after a case of hemorrhoids; Squirrel Anus is a condition under which your sphincter closes extremely tight, so much so that once you begin a bowel movement, your feces are small acorn shaped nuggets.
My wife yelled at me for being in the bathroom for forty minutes this morning. Little did she know that I had the squirrel anus.
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Due to my recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes I now satisfy my sweet tooth my giving out anus danishes.
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Get the Anus juice mug.1. Having too many Famous Amos cookies, therefore giving you horrible diarrhea.
2. Accidentally dropping your cookie in milk and forgetting that it's there until you get done drinking it. The blob that's left forms a doo-doo shape called a Famous Anus.
2. Accidentally dropping your cookie in milk and forgetting that it's there until you get done drinking it. The blob that's left forms a doo-doo shape called a Famous Anus.
"Dude, I shouldn't have eaten so many cookies. Now I got the Famous Anus"
"What is that? Oh, I forgot I dropped that in there earlier. I'm not gonna eat that Famous Anus"
"What is that? Oh, I forgot I dropped that in there earlier. I'm not gonna eat that Famous Anus"
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