Anus Danish

During the act of anal sex the giver pulls out of the taker just before his sweet release. He then shoots his load all over the takers anus and proceeds to spackle the jism around the butthole making it look like a freshly glazed danish.

Due to my recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes I now satisfy my sweet tooth my giving out anus danishes.

by D1RTY DAVE and PLACIDALLOY May 30, 2019

squirrel anus

Often happens after a case of hemorrhoids; Squirrel Anus is a condition under which your sphincter closes extremely tight, so much so that once you begin a bowel movement, your feces are small acorn shaped nuggets.

My wife yelled at me for being in the bathroom for forty minutes this morning. Little did she know that I had the squirrel anus.

by Rodger Simmons November 12, 2014

Anus Arrival

when you're waiting for a chick to come over and bang her.

ohh nicee nicee, i wish anus arrival would come faster..

by The Arrival Team September 9, 2010

anus explosion

when your anus explodes from a furious bowel movement.

I thought it would be a soft crap, but little did i know, it was an anus explosion.

by MisterFister6969696969 July 29, 2016

anus panus

kcp term. anus panus. an obsession with butthole and penis.

mmm I love anus panus

by Anus Panus July 9, 2014

Anus juice

Juice that comes out when you shat everywhere. Commonly seen flowing down somebody's leg.

There is anus juice all over my carpet!

by icantmove August 19, 2011

Famous Anus

1. Having too many Famous Amos cookies, therefore giving you horrible diarrhea.

2. Accidentally dropping your cookie in milk and forgetting that it's there until you get done drinking it. The blob that's left forms a doo-doo shape called a Famous Anus.

"Dude, I shouldn't have eaten so many cookies. Now I got the Famous Anus"

"What is that? Oh, I forgot I dropped that in there earlier. I'm not gonna eat that Famous Anus"

by Charbickus March 21, 2008