Texas

The Lone Star state. Like a cross between Pluto and New York:
-A great place that everyone admires...
-...but you wouldn't want to live there...
-...unless you were born there.

New York is what happens when you try to compress Texas into an area the size of a city.

The entry signs on the highways all read: "Professional lunatics beyond this point only."

by Kyo Kusanagi July 8, 2003

Texas

Home of steers and queers

You're from Texas ay? Sorry to here that son...

by Niggy Smalls June 9, 2012

texas

a joke

girl 1: where do you live?
girl 2: texas.
girl1: texas is a joke.

by prodxuxi July 21, 2020

Texas

Texas has the second largest Hispanic population behind California and Texas has one of the largest black populations in the country.

Texas Black population form a majority in North, East and East Central Texas as well as Dallas and Houston and East side San Antonio due to the fact Texas was a slave state and the New Great Migration . Texas Hispanic population is increasing due to recent immigration and historical patterns.

by So Unknown March 13, 2019

Texas

A place where Mexicans, Blacks, Cowboys, Rednecks, Asians, and Whites etc. live.

Howdy partner, I’m from Texas, Yeehaw 🐎

by TexasBoy1 February 28, 2019

Texas

An adjective to describe something oversized.

Huge, large, big

1
Guy: That was the biggest mansion I've ever seen!!
Friend: I Know it was so TEXAS!!

2
That dog was so TEXAS I almost thought it was a horse!

by Pineapple12321 January 2, 2018

Texas

Texas does not exist it is a lie made by the Russian government to cover up their past mistake of a state called (Euithrepo)
That state and everyone in it was cursed and killed by having their eyeballs fall out and teeth fall out after. it was supposed to be a peace offering to become allies but that happend so unlucky ggs go next

whats texas

by PUSSLIKR42 October 11, 2022