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Alfie

One of the most sweetest kindest guys you will ever know he is so nice and will do anything to make you feel okay even when he isn’t I love him he is the best but he lets people run over him and it’s not fair he is so perfect but he hates himself and should love himself and try harder to love himself and put him first and stop caring about her and revolve his life around her she is so manipulative but he will forever be loved fly high Alfie I hope you are doing well will forever love you even if I couldn’t tell you you are loved and love you to infinity and if your name is Alfie just know no matter what people say to you don’t let it effect you you are perfect just the way you are
Alfie:hi :)
Stranger:hi you are so nice I love you<3
Alfie:what?!
by Balls in your jaws August 29, 2021
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ALFIE

ALFIE is such an ALFIE
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Alfie Waite

Damn, Alfie Waite has a massive cock.
by dozyballs January 16, 2021
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Alfie Cijoy

He is a pretty cool guy, he is 6'8" and hates period cramps and loves women's rights.
Alfie Cijoy is so sigma!!! *as he walks non-challantly*
by jlkadsjkadsadskjl March 13, 2025
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Alfie

Alfie Loves Ania
by Yesyesbutactuallynono July 25, 2021
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Alfie

1)Oi it’s Alfie my bitch
2) Alfie used to be my leap year bitch
by _confused_ March 27, 2019
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Alfie

He has a ginormous cock and has multiple women unlike callum witch he will bodie him in a fight
Fuck me alfie
by Young boys November 23, 2021
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