Alex

Alex is a dumbass simp that dated two girls that had several stds and then once he gets dumped for no reason, he becomes gay

“HEY, who’s this shithead?”

“Don’t talk to him that’s a big Alex”

by Asswipe69420 March 12, 2020

Alex

Alex's dad doesn't usually stay around for long. He's a big star drug dealer and doesn't have time to care for Alex. Alex, therefore, has no dad and is in a deep state of depression and has a severe case of autism. Fortunately, Alex knows someone called Johnny and they are best friends and sometimes fiddle with each other.

Alex has no dad

by Biohazard1247 May 19, 2021

Alex

Alex, a kind person very kind, a gentlemen and very good taste with girls,often found with a "Katie" sweet and salty they will tell you to stop in a stern voice.

I saw Alex with Katie at the fair he let her on the ride first

by Alex Osinsky January 13, 2020

Alex

Alex is the most amazing pogchamp person I know, they are truly skilled and have a bright life ahead of them.

Me: Hi Alex
Alex: What do you want hoe
Me in my head: Alex you are so kind

by Clover_Soot January 29, 2021

Alex

A sexy coomy man that you must worship as the lord and saviour.

"I wanna fuck Alex and be his personal urinal."

by KermAlien December 26, 2020

Alex

A magnificent,amazing and beautiful master yoda.

Alex looks like yoda.

by amazingdude202 March 14, 2018

Alex

An alex will always make your heart melt with every little thing he does. Good luck being self conscious, because an alex will always do his best to make you see the good inside you, even when you can't see it yourself.

Alex will always push you to bring out the best of yourself, and be there for you when you can't.

With their incredible selfless personality, absolute amaizng looks, and most inelegant brain, an Alex makes the perfect boyfriend. theres no reason not to have him around.

Them: "Hey, is that Alex"
Me: "yeah, hes the absolute best"

by Recycle noodle November 12, 2019