accidently murdered

When you accidently push your sister down the stairs because there is something forcing you to

Basil: Ok sunny i know it was an accident lets make it look like suicide ok lets get the jump rope and look for a tree that ones good hang mari up and RUN Sunny: oops i accidently murdered my sister mari

by Bob from acnh the best cat! March 24, 2022

Boreding Accident

When you give your seed phrase to a scammers and they steal your Bored Ape

I lost another Bored Ape in a boreding accident

by validators December 13, 2021

Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

alcohol accident

see 'shoucher'

i wouldn't invite stephen to the flatwarming party... i heard he has recently had an an alcohol accident - he shouched everywhere!

by tpig September 30, 2010

accident

you

Me: hey look papa, an accident is reading this right now :D
papa: no that's no accident... look at You 😅, your a disappointment

by LegendaryEv May 17, 2021

Happy accident

When you realize you nutted in the wrong whole while hitting from behind. Or if you fucked up while painting.

"Oh it seems we have accidently drawn a penis on the painting. Just a happy little accident we got here, almost a happy accident as when Jeff Epstein died

by TheTrueGod666 August 6, 2022

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025