avocado sized mf

A baby growing in a belly

This avocado sized mf is kicking my ass today

by Spicy bisss October 13, 2020

pink avocado

The most amazing, beautiful girl ever. She’s smart and talented and funny but goes through a lot. She deserves so much better than what she has

She is the pink avocado of the group

by dawnathondoodlepuff May 1, 2018

Avocado

Horny

Jonathan: Hey Man
Raccoon: I am Avocado for you John…The way you smell turns me on

by E A June 1, 2021

hot avocado

Inserting your feces into someone else’s anus, using your hand or tongue

I thought I was going to get a rim job, but that sicko gave me a hot avocado instead!

by Scatman Yourmothers February 6, 2012

avocado davra

makes an avocado appear out of thin air (not invented-YET!)

avocado davra

by HI PEOPLES March 29, 2017

Avocado birth

When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.

It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.

At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"

by nice bever February 3, 2024

Avocado

A fruit which is strongly disliked by Louis Tomlinson.

Liam: What's wrong with avocadoes?
Louis: Trendiest food of all time. They do piss me off, avocadoes.

by emmsquared_28 April 13, 2022