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Avocado Dick

An efficient dick that is naturally abundant in girth pertaining to the shaft and nut sack. The negative being a short length that underwhelms the user.
“Yo’ James how was sex with Dylan? Damn, it was great, he got a real AVOCADO DICK! “
by eflexalot January 4, 2020
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Feeling Like Nikacado Avocado

The feeling of perceiving yourself as gross, overweight, gay and/or annoying. Could also mean you feel like making disgusting food that is deep fried.
“Man, Feeling Like Nikacado Avocado right now with how much gross wing sauce is on my face.”
by Spaacebear November 21, 2022
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Avocado

To covertly refer to the AVO.
Apprehended Violence Orders (AVO)
This is how we using Avocado, here in Australia:

A: Mate, I just got arrested.
B: Fuck, what for?
A: Amanda avocado.
B: Oh shit... you'll ending up in jail. I'm telling ya! Never even try to call her. Just simply stay away from her.
by DanielOB January 16, 2023
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the legendary spell casted by the great GANDOLF GABE born in the fires of eon worked through pain in the forge upon finding the legendary chicken tender he became undieingly powerfull and casted his first spell while running under the burning brick roof of the forges tunnels he said slowley triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado instintly disppering never to be seen again exept by his grandma he likes her cooking.
oh yea take this spell triangle isosceles circle chicken tenders avocado. (+5 damage)
by ya boi V sauce October 15, 2018
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Holy Avocado

Used to express emotions like shock, surprise or enthusiasm for atheists who worship avocados instead /satire
Holy Avocado, I just got into Harvard!
by Chinigugugaga August 22, 2025
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Blue Avocado

Someone who is terrible at the game Fall Guys.
by Betatestertard July 30, 2022
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Avocado attack

Avocado attack is a god and owns the universe, slashedX and moon suck and avo is better. Thats why they are lonely
by Peen head September 7, 2020
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