by A random nebraskan May 23, 2022
A shit ass state with nothing but hills and tornadoes i will set up a go fund me to get everyone out of that shit ass state FUCK THE MAYOR OF ARKANSAS
by oliver walker December 20, 2022
A sex position where a man places his ball sack over his sleeping partners eyes and blocks her vision. The man then screams "HOW BOUT THAT ARKANSAS HOODED MERGANSER" while blowing a duck call.
She was sleeping peacefully until I gave her the Arkansas Hooded Merganser with my balls in her face.
by AmishRakeFighter November 28, 2024
An Arkansas 6 is the act of sleeping with your boss or bosses boss or so on, strictly for the purpose of sleeping with your boss and not for any sort of gain; however this does not mean you can't gain something from it. If a raise is given it just means you can give good head.
Arkansas 6 is also an acceptable ritual for approval of The Bear God. But that being said there are many more rituals that may garner favor from his Bearness
Arkansas 6 is also an acceptable ritual for approval of The Bear God. But that being said there are many more rituals that may garner favor from his Bearness
by SirPossum October 06, 2022
by natbutter July 29, 2021
by Sekiride07 February 20, 2025
Wacky 'n' wonderful "A-to-Z" definitions pertaining to da "state wif another state's name inside it" region.
Prime examples of "alphabetical Arkansas" include:
Barkansas: A locale where da dogs are prolifically vocal.
Darkansas: A deep-south demographic where a lot of da citizens are either well-tanned or of African descent.
Harkansas: Where everyone either actively recalls past eras or listens up and pays attention.
Larkansas: A land with lots of songbirds.
Markansas: A state where either Mr. Twain lived, or they make extensive use of chalk and/or Sharpie-pens to identify items, specify locations/measurements, etc.
Narkansas: A "stool-pigeon mecca" where zealots habitually turn anyone over to da Feds who's associated with less-than-legal medicinal/recreational substances.
Parkansas: An area where young folks regularly share delightful "lovers lane" encounters.
Barkansas: A locale where da dogs are prolifically vocal.
Darkansas: A deep-south demographic where a lot of da citizens are either well-tanned or of African descent.
Harkansas: Where everyone either actively recalls past eras or listens up and pays attention.
Larkansas: A land with lots of songbirds.
Markansas: A state where either Mr. Twain lived, or they make extensive use of chalk and/or Sharpie-pens to identify items, specify locations/measurements, etc.
Narkansas: A "stool-pigeon mecca" where zealots habitually turn anyone over to da Feds who's associated with less-than-legal medicinal/recreational substances.
Parkansas: An area where young folks regularly share delightful "lovers lane" encounters.
by QuacksO October 06, 2024