Among us

Red is sus

Among us: Red is sus

by I_have_crippeling_depression October 4, 2020

Among Us

that one trending game that is popular but in reality is very boring

guy 1: why is this Among Us popular?
guy 2: guy 1 sus
everyone but guy 1: votes guy 1
guy 1: skips*
guy 1: b r u h

by PalkiaTurned8-bit January 22, 2021

among us

I was only nine years old. I loved Among us so much; I had all the merchandise and the skins. I played Among us every night before bed. Thanking Among us for hours of entertainment, I been given. "Among us is love," I say, "Among us is life."

My dad hears me and calls me, "A noob." I kenw he was just jealous of my devotion for Among us. I call him, "Sus." He slaps me and sends me to bed. I am crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold.

I feel a warmth move towards me. I feel something touch me. It's the Among us characters. I am so happy. They whisper in my ear, "Are you the imposter?" They grab me with their hard-working crewmate hands and put me on my hands and knees.

I'm ready. I spread my asscheeks for the Among us characters. They penetrate my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for the Among us characters. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push againist their force. I wamt to please the Among us characters. They roar a mighty roar as they fill my butthole with their love.

My dad walks in. The Among us characters look him straight in the eye and say, "It is all sussed now." The Among us characters leave through my window. Among us is love, Among us is life.

:I play among us.
:kys

by JAMGOHAM April 20, 2022

dababy megasus among us sussy marige counseling

very sussy baka

you are a dababy megasus among us sussy marige counseling

by gyu sgbnh v gvvgh January 18, 2022

Among us memes

The one type of meme that I fucking see EVERYWHERE. Like please, I beg of you, STOP POSTING AMONG US SHIT! If I have to hear ONE MORE GOD-DAMN "amogus" and "when imposter is sus" I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND (as if that hasn't happened all ready).

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! IM TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right, AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST AMONG US STUFF. I, I SHOWED MY CHAMPION UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIEND, AND THE LOGO, I FLIPPED IT AND WENT, HEY BABE WHEN THE UNDERWEAR SUS HAHA, DING DING DING DING DING DING DING, DING DING DING. I FUCKIN LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN AND SAID, THAT'S A BIT SUSSY, I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO PENIS?! MORE LIKE PENSUS! AHHHHHHHHH....

You get it right? Just please, for the love of god! stop making Among us memes

by anonymous June 29, 2021

National Among us Day

January 21st is among us day because its my birthday and im the sussy baka imposter

"Yo its January 21st you know what that means?!"
"Shut up I do not care."
"ITS NATIONAL AMONG US DAY YOU SUSSY BAKA IMPOSTER"

by nocturnaling June 8, 2021

DEEZ NUTS SUSSY AMONG US BALLS

you’re probably 7 years old if you say this or using it to be un-funny

Person: Tell me a joke
Child:Knock knock
Person: who’s there
Child: DEEZ NUTS SUSSY AMONG US BALLS
Person: i ain’t saying that you stereotypical fnf kid

by soup_rat November 13, 2021