Alfie

A really cool guy, who has three pictures on his Instagram (usually), is under the second name stewart (typically). Alfie’s typically vape and have dark hair. They are very epic people who have skills when it comes to fortnite battle royale.
Who’s that guy there? That’s alfie, I think
by Skull3i January 29, 2021
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alfie

he’s a toxic person and normally they are really ugly .For some reason everyone bum licks him
Omg why is alfie texting me i hate him
by your nan eats my cum April 6, 2020
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Alfie stage

When u are completely obsessed with someone u feel u have no chance with
Boy 1: corr she is fit. Too bad i don’t have any chance with her
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate
by Your nan123 December 23, 2019
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Alfie & Ben

Alfie and Ben, they're just those guys at work or school that lick each others asshole's for breakfast lunch and dinner.
This is their ideal entertainment for each hour of the day.

Alfie and Ben are probably the classic Anime viewers who actually believe it gives some insight into the real world.
"Hey watch out for Alfie & Ben they're at it again!" "Oh yeah I'll make sure to stay away from them"
by g292922 January 25, 2022
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Alfie

Alfie is a sheep
by Pancake ;) November 24, 2021
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Alfie

An absolute twat, that is 13 years old, he is also squeaky and the biggest tightass in this world. An absolute British prick. He is the most retarded kid in the year and has such an ego in tech.
"Oh look it's Alfie again, shit."
by Beaztly July 5, 2021
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