Maybe I’ll be Tracer

‘‘Tis is da worsd Team I have Evr Played Wit In Mai LEif
Wen We Fianally get tu da point everyone dies
I understands dat evry now an then a team won’t click
But wen it comes to u I dom’t tink I can sympathize
U SHOULD’VE PICKED MERCY
U SHOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND OF SUPPORT
WE END E D UP LOOSING AND IT ALL UR FAULT
U SOULD AVE LEARNED HOWW DIS GAEM WORKS
U SOULD AVE BEEN HELPING-
“If u liek Mercy so much, Y DONT U JUZ MARRY HERRR”
You you’re the type dat gets on mike an tries tu lecture meh
You’re teh most useless purson we ave on our team
I’ve naver seen anybodi R@G£ Qu!+ quite as hard as u
Maybe u should go bakc to playing team fortress twoo
“I’M NOT GANNA BE MERCYY

IM NOT GUNNA BE ANI KINDD OF SUPPORT
WE ENDED UP LOOSING AN U GOT ALL MAD
UR TEARS R WAT I LIVE 4”
U SOULD AVE BEEN MERCY
“IM NOT GINNA BE ANI KIND OF SUPPORT”
WE ENDED UP LOSING
AND ITS ALL UR FAULT
“Ur tears are wat I live 4”
Maybe i’ll Be Tracer
“I’m already Tracer”
Wat about Widow Maker?
“I’m already Widow Maker >:3”
I’ll be Bastion
“NERF Bastion”
You’re right so Winston
“I wonna be Winston”
I guess I’ll be Genji
“Im already Genji”
Den I’ll be McCree
“I already chooz McCree”
I hve an idea
“Watz ur idea”
U SOULD be-
“IM NOT GOINNA BE MERCY”
U SOULD AVE PICKED MERCY
U SOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND OF SUPPORT
WE ENED UP LOSING
AND ITS ALL UR FAULT
“Ur tears ar wat I live 4”
“IM NOT GOINA PICK MERCY”
U SOULD AVE PICKED ANY KIND I can write o more words :c

1)make a dick dock video,look up maybe I’ll be tracer and be cringe
2)look up the song no mercy and a whole new word of cancer will be brought to ur mind
3)any abuse to owns body by infuriating bull crap is not on my behalf,and therefore is not my fault if I have a warning so...
4)plz do any at risk

by HitOrMissGurl March 20, 2019

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Ur baby maybe

Possibly the worst insult thinkable. It is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur brother a mother, ur grandpap a trap, and ur family tree LGBT combined and to the 219th power.

Bill: “ur mom gay.”
John: “no u, ur dad lesbian.”
Bill: “well, ur granny tranny.”
John: “no, ur sister a mister.”
Bill: “then ur brother a mother.”
John: “ur grandpap a trap.”
Bill: “ur family tree LGBT.”
*Both in tears now*
John: “UR BABY MAYBE!”
Bill: “what have you done?!”
*Bill and anyone related to Bill explode, the sun starts moving a billion miles per hour around the earth, the entire solar system stops working, the galaxy loses all its stars and lights, and even the black hole in the center dissappears, and finally, the entire universe implodes*

by UrBabyMaybe March 26, 2018

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Ghana Maybe Time (GMT)

When you schedule a meeting or event in Ghana it is always based on the Ghana Maybe Time (GMT) zone. That is to say, they will maybe show up on time, but most likely not.

Where the heck is my driver. I told him to be here by 9am to get to the airport on time. He must be working on Ghana Maybe Time (GMT).

by kofij September 12, 2010

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Maybe some other time

The current most popular way to brush someone off; in other words to mean "no fucking way".

Originates from the "I have to wash my hair..." excuse, and similar to the "maybe later" brush-off.

Dave: Hey Susan, so do wanna get a drink next Saturday?
Susan: Umm... maybe some other time...
Dave: Oh, okay...

by Qwerty drucy October 26, 2009

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2 minutes, maybe 4

1. A common phrase uttered by guys suffering from premature ejaculation when referring to how long they would last during sex

2. Used to persuade a busy girl to have sex

3. Said to lighten the mood before an intimate encounter

Doctor, I have a problem. During sex I last 2 minutes, maybe 4.

He told me he would last 2 minutes, maybe 4. A minute and a half later, I realized he wasn't joking

by djsizzle May 31, 2009

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