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Spank the Hamster

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.
by fubsish August 14, 2009
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Stringy Hamster

The stringy hamster is where a woman is menstruating and the male who hasn't shaved in a few days puts his face next to her vagina and her blood leaks on to his face resembling a violated hamster
Sometimes i wish we could share a Stringy Hamster
by SHENZILLA December 18, 2010
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Hamster Hump

"She put her hair in pigtails, so I hamster humped the crap out of her."
by Matt H. October 5, 2004
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Hamster House

A hamster forum with an ever-growing community of hamster lovers. It is made up of people of all ages and from all over the world. The members are intelligent and welcoming. It is loosely moderated and therefore more fun than other hamster forums. All of the members worship Almi, their hamster God.
by Almipwns March 31, 2009
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Guilty Hamster

The sexual act of placing a dead rodent in a condom, freezing for 3 hours, and inserting into the rectum (Usually male). Most often used in fraternities and other college parties. Very similar to the Alaskan Pipeline.
Larry: Mike, do you have any dead hamsters laying around?

Mike: Of course, my friend, why?

Larry: Do you want a 'Guilty Hamster?'

Mike: Certainly!
by JaLiv6 December 31, 2010
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hamster 1

What do u think it means????
Prob hamster 1 bruv
Jimmy: Yo did u see that dope hamster 1

Orla: ya bra
by Why.u.lookin.up.deez.words October 30, 2020
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meat hamster

noun
a member of a gym that has enlarged muscles, but hands and feet stay the same, resembling a large hamster
Hey, check out that meat hamster buying protein shakes.
by PizzaBabyHorsePoserMagee October 19, 2010
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