flat clapping

slapping your cock across a fat chicks ass
i'm gunna go out for a good night of flat clapping
by calvey June 13, 2006
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Flat food

Flat food are waffles and pancakes or something that's from a vending machine if you do business duty.

If you watch the Mr. Men Show on Cartoon Network, Boomerang or YouTube, you'll notice something about Miss Whoops' problem with eating pancakes.

The only food that does not count are: pizza, sandwiches and cookies
Miss Whoops: "Pancakes?? I really don't like flat food!"
by Rebecca K. Lunetta July 21, 2018
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flat cock

Flat cock syndrome, where a male's genital no longer appears in its cylindrical form, instead, it appears to be hammered down into a flat shape.
Every year, approximately around 5% of population in America is suffering from flat cock syndrome.
by theboyhasnoname February 02, 2018
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Flat as Iris

Someone that is so flat they make walls jealous

Someone who has no bitties
She has no Bitties so she as flat as iris
by Fakename12 May 23, 2020
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Flat as a plank

When you pretty much don't have boobs.
Why do people draw that girl with large boobs when shes flat as a plank?!?!
by Enigmatic person April 12, 2019
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flat food

Flat food is any food item that comes out of a vending machine and can be slid under a door. Flat food is often used by management to subsist software developers slaving long hours to meet a deadline (death march).
I just fed Bob some flat food so that should keep him coding at least another four hours.
by winston smith the III September 28, 2007
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flat ass

Blunt honesty, absolute truth bare of cushioning social niceties

Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks
Q: Do these jeans make my butt look big?
A: Girl, no jeans in the WORLD gonna help THAT flat ass!
by Kindly Wise October 23, 2005
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