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I suggest keeping this one open for a while
by simhas89 March 8, 2017
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Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.
John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?
by Kuul June 21, 2020
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Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.
Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day
by KTrainSC October 24, 2020
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DWC - Driving While Cellphoning

Man, I just got a ticket for DWC - driving while cellphoning.
by WillHavoc December 13, 2012
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smokin trees while tokin trees

the art of playing disc golf while under the influence of ghanja. Usually leads to mass amounts of trees around the course to be hit by an astray disc. You can tell if a player around you is playing this way if:

1. 50% of disc golfers do anyways...good guess
2. If a player waits for you to pass despite the clear distance he has on you between holes.
3. He is looking for his disk *every hole*
4. If the player is really chill despite sucking ass on that particular day.
5. You smell it on him
That guy sucks ass. He's most likely smokin trees while tokin trees" "why else would you come out here?
by Stay thirsty my friends November 25, 2011
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Hold While You Think

When a female grasps the apple-sack while deciding whether or not to continue felatio.
Girl: I'm sure if I should put my lips there.
Guy: Hold while you think, bitch.
by valdave October 12, 2011
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The most retardant, Vile, horrible and worst thing known to man
Gen A kid: Skibidi toilrizzler baby gronk with the level 8 gyat zzired by livey dune Only in ohio while drinking the grimace shake

Gen z, y and x kid: BRO WHAT THE FU--
by BUSmen January 20, 2024
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