eiffel towel

A variation of the prison fifi (where a prison inmate rolls a towel very tight, inserts a rubber glove into the towel, lubes it, and then proceeds to have sex with the towel). This variation consists of two men "hitting" both ends of the towel (requiring two gloves) and high-fiving each other in the process, hence the eiffel towel.

Wow, I'm really lonely brosef, we should do something constructive and get our eiffel towel on...

by 03UTREX March 26, 2009

guest towel

When you are gettin a chick from behind who has long hair, grab the hair and thoroughly wipe off your dick after you've finished. Keep in mind guest towels are for decoration only so if you use it, dont expect another invite.

Your Roommate: Hey, whatever happened with that chick you brought home the other night?

You: Oh, she wont be back, I used the guest towel.

by b-tox May 26, 2012

fuck-towel

the nearest shirt or towel used to wipe clean after sex.

Hey sweetie, could you hand me the fuck-towel on your side of the bed. Thanks.

by crazyV January 4, 2006

Sanitary towel

Things that us girls have to wear on our periods.
They have the most horrifically embarassing adverts, one of them involves a sanitary towel on a bucking bronco, and another on a rollercoaster.

Eeem, is that a sanitary towel? On a ROLLERCOASTER?

by Cucucji February 21, 2011

boof towel

A rolled up towel that someone smoking pot exhales their hit into in order to hide the smoke and smell from others. Works best with a moist towel.

"Dude, don't forget to use the boof towel or we'll all get busted."

by UrbanSherpa September 3, 2014

Towel dropping

The act of dropping your towel (presumably after a shower) and exposing your genitals to a house guest or other unsuspecting personnel.

Bro#1: dude how was that pizza you ordered last night?
Bro#2: never ate it, the delivery girl was cute so I towel dropped her!
Bro#1: woah dude did you smash?
Bro#2: nah man she called the police...
Towel dropping

by Uncle Matt July 7, 2018

rim towel

the 2-3 ply you use to wipe up with after taking a deuce

I'm all out in here, could you pass me some more rim towel.

by Shlay4 May 25, 2008