Sponge Raft

When a man urinates profusely on the womans couch and proceeds to throw her down and rail her on said couch.

The other day Kirby sponge rafted princess peach on her royal couch until she was glazed in piss.

by Machine Gun Doobie January 21, 2013

Bullet Sponge

N. (1)Another term for a member of the armed forces that are placed in a great deal of fire fights, wherein there's a large possibility of getting shot.(2)The frontlines of an army during the early battles revolutionary war.(I.E. Before the de4scion stop using straightline formations by the United States, in favor of tatics reminscient of jungle warfare)

1)My brother recently joined the marines, he'll make a great bullet sponge.

2)The straightline formations of the redcoats during the revolutionary war made them essentially bullet sponges.

by Sonic Youth August 25, 2005

cum sponge

A female who enjoys being ejaculated upon, usually in the facial region.

"Christy is such a cum sponge, she got mad when I came inside her"

by Ron T March 29, 2003

Victoria sponge

When you have sex with a girl on her period and cum inside her without a condom and then you pull out to see the blood and creampie resembling a victoria sponge cake.

That girl was so dirty she let me give her a victoria sponge on the first date

by +-Jaymie-+ February 13, 2018

Fun Sponge

A fun sucker, downer, negitive nacy party pooper or a downright joy killington.

Person 1: Man, lets go on a killer adventure!
Person 2: (AKA Fun sponge) Naw, im kinda tired. Plus adventures are for losers.

by Simple Jack and a sack March 24, 2009

cunt sponge

another name for a tampon

My mom has been bitchy lately, I think someone needs to change her cunt sponge.

by Jnup August 15, 2006

Banter Sponge

Someone who absorbs banter, but fails to return the banter.

Adam: What's the national sport in Romania? Bear baiting?

Dan: No. It is football. That is so racist.

Adam: FML! You're such a banter sponge!

by KirtjE October 18, 2011