the best flippin movie EVER gosh u frickin idiots u gotta c it if not im gonna get the butt load of gangz in my school ta kick ur tots cuz they're pretty good with a bow staff GOSH
by UR MOTHER'S NOSE February 10, 2005
Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.
“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”
by Pogoextreme March 10, 2020
A boyhood ritual where two (or more) young men gather around a pornographic or sexually explicit object (usually a magazine of some kind) and begin to masturbate. The first participant to ejaculate is the winner, and gets to keep the object of affection until the next Napoleon boner party.
Todd blew his load in like five seconds at the Napoleon boner party, but it wasn't fair because he isn't circumcised.
by kitchenspazz April 27, 2017
by jaeger May 03, 2005
The act of inserting portion's of a midget's body into the anus. Perhaps even the whole midget if possible.
by m0nkie February 20, 2005
An ice cream consisting of three segregated flavours of vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate, and is quite possibly the best ice cream ever conceived. The use of Napoleon over the word neopolitan (the official name of the ice cream) is a much more chic way of referring to it.
I can't wait to go to Tanpopo tonight. I am going to have three, no, FOUR bowls of Napoleon Ice Cream.
by Samdog III February 22, 2006
Those who did enjoy Napoleon Dynamite to some estent, but are now appauld by the shear magnitude of over-quoting done by their peers.
<<Dumbass>>Dude, i need my chapstick!
<<Anti-Napoleon>> Shut up and come up with something funny to say!
<<Anti-Napoleon>> Shut up and come up with something funny to say!
by DesZebre February 08, 2005