bread missile

When your poop comes out and look like a baguette
Don’t go in your bathroom for a bit, I had a a bread missile
by Lxndrjmsfdr April 22, 2019
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schnitzel missile

I was trying to buy a used Harley, but all I could find we're schnitzel missiles and rice rockets.
by DT2020 February 25, 2019
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Missile Cowboy

When a person knows of their unavoidable imminent death. They do something outlandish in the final moments before their departure. Ref. Dr Strangelove of the cowboy riding the bike to his death hooting and hollering.
If Yellowstone blows like they say. I'm going to Missile Cowboy outta this world.
by Motieman June 03, 2021
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Meat Missile

A very well known TWP delicacy. A favorite or former graduates and TWP Elites Jer-Bear and AVS. Described as a cock shaped sandwich, it’s gushing with flavor ready to cover your face.
“Hey Jer-bear, how bout a nice salty meat Missile for lunch?”

“Yo AVS, I been dying to fill my mouth with a meat Missile, nah what I’m sayin!!”
by Sam’s Shit Wagon December 15, 2022
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packing the missile

The act of thrusting a dildo or buttplug in and out of one's anal cavity for sexual gratification; masturbating anally
Even though Jerrod is a str8 guy, that don't stop him from packing the missile from time to time, whatever floats his boat or plugs his hole.

I had no idea Lola was a poo pipe princess until I walked in on her packing the missile, what a kinky, yet lovely sight.
by pandono September 12, 2011
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cooze missile

Cooze is slang for wet horny pussy; vagina.

A cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. Pun of cruise missile. He's hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.
Barney: Have you met Tim? He's a total cooze missile.
Mark: Lucky bastard!
Sheila: do you have his digits?
by CrystalBlonde69 April 29, 2012
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Grizzle Missile

Ejaculation over an unshaved vagina.
"Dude, Sharon hasn't shaved for over a week. I totally had to give her the Grizzle Missile."
by J2da$ September 15, 2009
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