Knee Rape

malicious gropage of an exposed knee, often feigned as accidental, we know what they really meant to do.

Did you just Knee Rape me???

by Pierre the llama October 05, 2008

Knee Thin

Cast member in popular upcoming movie Halloween Ends which will gross 2 dollars in the box office

“Look! It’s knee thin! He kills Michael Myers in popular upcoming movie Halloween Ends!”

by KneeThinFanPageUnofficial October 20, 2021

packet knees

When you have had to much packet and your legs stop working

Pass me my drink i cant move my legs ive got packet knees

by Lewdoo December 04, 2016

Shitters Knee

Prolonged leaning forward on the elbows whilst engaging in iPhone gaming during the act of having a particularly tricky bowel movement. With the result of leaving a prominent red mark on the thigh saluting your efforts.

After a heavy drinking session on the Guinness, I was birthing a beast from my ass whilst trying to beat that tricky level on Angry Birds and it left me with serious Shitters Knee.

by DeNinjabreadman December 26, 2011

war knees

War Knees is when ones knees are completely fucked up as a result of shooting at ISIS during this crazy shit war.

"SORRY MAN, I CAN'T PLAY FOOTBALL WITH Y'ALL...I HAVE WAR KNEES."

by WarKnees April 23, 2017

Knee steer

When you use your *knee* to *steer* the steering wheel of a car

Used mostly when you have better things to do with your hands than to turn the wheels of your car.

Handy for eating, changing CD:s, putting on makeup etc..
Also great for air guitaring those awesome solos!

P1: So i was driving home from work the other day and the radio started playing Freebird!
P2: So what you did?!?
P1: No sweat. I just knee steered for 5 minutes.

by B0hem July 28, 2010

crunchy knees

Whenever you get up and your knees crackle because you're getting old. Also known as bubbleguts syndrome.

When I got up from the floor I had crunchy knees.

by buttsbot November 29, 2018