James

james is a reall nigga
by realniggajay2 July 21, 2017
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James

James is a person who play 2k18 but sucks at it ahhh he eats a lot of hunger mans he’s kinda ugly lol not the best looking guy out there deadrick is better
Why does James play 2k18 all day
by Turd burglar July 25, 2018
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James

A James is usually an insignificant being with a chode. He has little to no social life since all of his time is used laughing at naked people on his video games. He is so immature and is socially awkward. A James is usually an introvert and hisses at his girlfriend when she opens the curtains to let light in. Once in a while, a James will come out from his man cave into the open world for a restock on his alcohol and pot noodles, or just to go into a nearby game shop where he can waste his money. He usually has a £200 pay wage and spends half of it living off bargain buckets from KFC
Person one- “Is that a cave man walking out of Tesco’s?”

Person two- “No mate, that’s a James
by daddy-donald December 19, 2018
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james

that guy who is hansome and charming but he needs a friend to chear him up when hes down
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James

A Guy that is a total default with no friends
Mark is A total James!!
by XXX[KILLS]XXX September 25, 2018
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James

Also known as a goth lesbian, a James is literal piece of human garbage (dare to say he's even human). Not only do James's walk like they have horse cocks inside their asshole, but it's common to see a poster of James Charles in their room. You can expect a James to die in war zone within the first two minutes, and get nae nae'd in the Gulag. If your name is James, your parents must not like you much.
Dude why is James putting a pencil in his ass? We're in the middle of a test.
by Ponchoos April 19, 2020
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James

When you ejaculate and get a cramp in your leg at the same time.
Totally had a James last night when banging that chick.
by GrumpySeal January 7, 2019
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