graham crumbs: what is left behind in the bottom of the toilet when people are in a hurry to shit and scoot in public restrooms or in the workplace bathrooms. typically practiced by men.
friend 1: aw man! someone left me some graham crumbs in the toilet again. i had to flush before putting the extra toilet sheets on the seat.
friend 2: dude, that's shitty.
friend 2: dude, that's shitty.
by heather mackey March 12, 2007
Graham colson is an amazingg man who is tall, sexy and has the most amazingg green eyes you will ever see in your entire life. and he has the biggest dick in the world like no joke that thing is gonna take over world and rule with an iron fist
by kakelaaa May 05, 2011
"On a road trip to Disneyland, we stopped for the night at a Super 8. As soon as I thought my buddy was asleep, I surprised him with The Graham James."
by StickyFeet October 22, 2009
by TheGoldenGlitch August 26, 2021
Graham b is a special guy who is sweet and soft and always considering your needs. He’s very handsome with floppy blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes and a happy smile. You’ve never met anyone and silly and fun and graham b. He is tender and able to show unconditional love and care.
by ldub2000 November 26, 2022
A closeted republican politician working to suppress gay rights or sexual freedom in the name of "family values".
A gigolo just outed that conservative senator from South Carolina. You know, I always suspected he was a graham cracker.
by ButtersB February 19, 2022