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dan

dan is maybe the person you know who over reacts the most, all of his friends get sick of his winging and wishes he would get a grip and grow some balls
Friend1: hey, did you hear about dan crying last night

Friend2:yeah I did but c'mon when is dan not crying
by timmytom122 September 12, 2014
mugGet the danmug.

DAN

Duck Ass Nigga- just a whack ass person who nobody likes
The CT boys are a bunch of DANs.
by 504 Boy October 11, 2007
mugGet the DANmug.

Dan

This person is usually a fucking faggot and everyone dislikes this dipshit of an autistic cabbage.
You see that kid dan, pretty big fag
by Trustworthy Boi October 21, 2019
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dan

someone who is homosexual, usually abreviated as DG.
Drew: Colin have you seen DG lately?
Colin: Who?
Drew: Dan Gay.
Colin: Oh yeah i did. He was eating a Greek's potato woodpussy.
Drew: Ew.
by D&C January 14, 2008
mugGet the danmug.

dan

dan can be a nickname for danny or daniel. dan's are mostly somewhat attractive. they usually like people who are younger. dans can usually be impulsive and will do things on the spot. most dans are gingers and play baseball. they are generally nice but if you turn them down they will most likely be heart broken. dan's are usually sweet and in some cases can be creepy but they have a good heart. if you meet a dan be careful and make sure you know which kind of dan they are before you go out with them.
girl one: who do u think i have a shot with more, guy 1 or guy 2

girl two: uhh probably guy 1. he usually likes younger girls.

girl one: he's such a dan
by prettysweetwreckless December 11, 2011
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dan

loves any and all attention from anyone especially girls. partly schizoid rip-off 'artist' who at first was trying to be joe, then mike, dan,now ean. maybe one day he can just be cool with not being mean and trying to sleaze on nice girls. he will punch a girl and kidnap her because he is dellusioned and thinks she needs to be punished. then let his friends be cruel to her because she wanted out of the relationship. sleazes up on skanks, especially when he's drunk. so insecure about himself and dellusional never uses condoms thinks rinsing his dick off in the sink is good enough.
dan tried to get sex from you

yeah but he's dating this girl with chronic yeast infections in chicago
by seph+k October 16, 2008
mugGet the danmug.

Dan

"God, hes such a Dan!"
by 001zer0 October 6, 2020
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