Dad

Biggest scam EVER!!!

I went shopping for milk and the isle was clearly *recognisable* from far.

You know my dad? Well I don’t. Boy never returned with milk!

by Got.Answers December 31, 2021

dad?

The question you ask when your dad went out 2 hours ago and you can’t find him

Where’d you come from where’d you go where did you come from cotton eye joe

Dad?: you can’t find him anywhere he left becaus he doesn’t love you

by I_want_to_die_420 May 18, 2018

Dad

The absence of matter.

Matter that is not there.

Something that is not a part of your existence.

Hey Dad,

*No Response*

by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021

Dad

An imaginary figure of your life.

My dad left to get the milk.

by IHonetlyDontGiveAShit November 7, 2020

DAD

1. The grill master, thermostat police, beer and lawn enthusiast. Loyal customer to Home Depot

2. A member of society (usually frats) that everyone knows is "THE MAN" this guy gets MAD ladies

Chad is such a "Dad" that sexy beast.

daughter: where is dad?
mom: oh you know, Dad is always out golfing with his friends

That was such a corny joke Dad.

girl: who's that?
man: thats Chad the frat Dad
girl: *falls in love immediately without hesitation*

by Pigpapi104567893 October 11, 2021

Dad

A word used to describe a male parental figure. Commonly they will have a job and are required to take care of you until at least 18. A lot of times a Dad will be busy and makes very unfunny jokes.

Example : Hey dad I'm back!

by FactualMeanings.Com March 14, 2022

Dad

I will be back soon... 7 years later with a girlfriend who 11 years younger with 16 hookers on the side.

Look its dad with a new bitch

by bigboybiggg April 12, 2020