bi-assed

The condition of having two asses, thus: The ability to figuratively sit on two chairs. A bi-assed person can successfully represent two differing, even contradicting opinions.

Rudy Giuliani has been both pro-choice and pro-life, so he's either bi-assed or a flip-flopper.

by Weeger December 03, 2008

bi-sexual

A person who is sexually and emotionally attracted to both women and men.

They are stereotyped in many ways, but this is the basic scientific definition. Bi-sexuality is not a single shade of grey, but is in reality a spectrum. This spectrum includes varying levels of attraction to the two sexes.

I think that bi-sexuals are evil and sinful, because I'm a closed-minded biggot.

by A concerned individual, February 01, 2005

Bi-Twixual

A person who enjoys the right twix just as much as the left twix and vice versa when eating a Twix chocolate bar

I prefer the left twix
That's so lame I like the right one better
I like both
You're a bi-twixual

by IfShakespeareWasHere January 18, 2015

nipple-bi

A bi-sexual woman that only allows bisexual contact on her upper body or exclusively on the breasts.

Erin still would like to have a relationship with Jessica even though she is only nipple-bi.

by Todd Anthony L. November 04, 2008

Bi-Statual

The act of identifying your residents in two states

Lives in two states, He wants his Democrat governor to allow him to vote in both states, claims he his Bi-Statual.

by _Weezy_ October 28, 2021

Bi-Winning

The way charlie sheen describes his lifestyle.
He considers himself a winner of life.

Charlie Sheen- I'm Bi-Winning, i win here and i win there.. now what?

by parrotta94 March 11, 2011

Bi-Shiftual

Someone who types using both the left and right shift keys.

Ben first realised he was Bi-Shiftual while writing a letter using alternate hands.

by TwilightFan42 January 08, 2011