For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.
It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”
“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”
May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.
E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”
May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.
E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
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MOM: oh shut the fuck up you bell tosser!
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A Karen often found out in the wild harassing service workers just for the fun of it. Will often scream at the 19 year old cashier until the cashier cries to make them self feel better about their own shitty life.
-Fox tossing was a sport played by aristocrats in the 17th and 18th century in Central Europe. To play, couples lined up opposite a long piece of cloth and woodland creatures were set loose to scamper through. When one ran across your cloth you’d pull it and send the fox flying into the air, hence “fox tossing.”- Karens harassing service workers because it gives them some sick pleasure to walk all over them and treat them like garbage has the same energy as “fox tossing.”
Henceforth, a Karen harassing service workers = fox tosser
-Fox tossing was a sport played by aristocrats in the 17th and 18th century in Central Europe. To play, couples lined up opposite a long piece of cloth and woodland creatures were set loose to scamper through. When one ran across your cloth you’d pull it and send the fox flying into the air, hence “fox tossing.”- Karens harassing service workers because it gives them some sick pleasure to walk all over them and treat them like garbage has the same energy as “fox tossing.”
Henceforth, a Karen harassing service workers = fox tosser
Did you see that entitled Karen in front of us Starbucks? What a fox tosser, just because her order wasn’t perfect. Get off your high horse, you damn aristocrat.
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