Slurp Slurp Jerp Jerp 3000

A specific dicksucking move that always results in projectile ejaculation. If you have ever had it preformed on you, you’d know it.

male: “damn babe the slurp slurp jerp jerp 3000? i knew i loved you”
female: “you know how i do”

by madsillybb October 30, 2018

GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000

a blowjob.

"guess what I caught ___ doing?"
"What?"
"I saw ___ giving our gym teacher a GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000!"
"Oh wow."

by fuck-me-grande November 09, 2020

Supersoaker 3000 Gorilla Grip Coochie

A girl with a mad wet cooch who does her reps ⭕💢⭕💢

Did you do your kegels today? Gotta get that supersoaker 3000 gorilla grip coochie so you can keep it in

by Superduperunicornbear September 08, 2020

titanic ultra pussy explosion 3000

a sexual act in which you insert the whole titanic into your partner's pussy/ass

p1: "So, what did you do last night?"
p2: "I traveled to the atlantic ocean and stole the titanic! then i proceeded to shove it inside Miley's wuss!"
p1: "Oh wow. I'm very impressed. That was a whole titanic ultra pussy explosion 3000!"

by fuck-me-grande November 09, 2020

AARON ÜBER GAY MAX 3000

A kind of automaton especially designed to suck cock.

They usually have the designation : AARON R.G ÜM3000

Last year, I got an AARON ÜBER GAY MAX 3000 for my birthday.

by Aether195 November 07, 2022

Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000

Someone who is very cheap with their money whenever they go out clubbing. Can also say just, "Shy Master".

"Luigi you fucker, I'm not giving you another cigarette you fucking Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000!"

by DJ Bless One November 23, 2006

Triple Jiggle Woppa Woppa blaster 3000

When a girl vigorously shakes her breasts at least 3 times after a tit fuck and your cum starts shooting around the room.

Oh man, she gave me a triple jiggle woppa woppa blaster 3000 because I finished early. Now I have to shower

by Brief Velkoz May 17, 2019