Fridge Slammer

A person who opens the fridge door and Puts their Penis in it then slams the fridge door shut, time and time again.

This normally done by someone who wishes a job done so perfectly that it either impossible or totally impracticable,....and the persons sanity is often called into question.
I was fitting a mooring for someones boat and after I laid it on the seabed,he could not see it from his Kitchen window, and I had to move it 2 metres....He such a fridge slammer....
by Dodgynoj November 17, 2009
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Fridge lock

A lock on your fridge/freezer that will increase anybody in the swag level of anyone in a 400m radius by 9000%
Chad:"Yo did you here Zane got a fridge lock"
Brad: "yeh he has so much swag now"
by Fridge enthusiast 6969 November 18, 2019
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Fridge-kidney

A water-filter pitcher kept in the refridgerator. Usually found with less than a full glass left in it.
You: "Hey who didn't fill up the Fridge-kidney when they used it last?"
by ThirstyHersh January 12, 2010
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Fridge looting

When you are so hungry, that you can eat a horse.
Yesterday night I started fridge looting, cause I was starving.
by Reap_enko September 06, 2022
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Pickle in the fridge

Pickle in the fridge is what people in the south say when they don't want to call someone a bitch to their face so they say there's a pickle in the fridge to confuse them.
by Farmerscheater October 03, 2011
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Fridge Squirrel

The annoying person in your office that takes up the majority of space in the communal refrigerator
The fridge squirrel feels the need to take an entire month's food supply into the office environment leaving no room for anyone elses.The fridge squirrel refrigerates everything,including unopened tins of tuna, and also likes to buy in bulk (2 litre soft drinks etc.)
by El Craigo April 15, 2008
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fridge poetry

A particularly inspired kind of verse written in colourful magnetic letters. Usually found on a fridge or other electrical white goods found in the kitchen. Usually composed in the early hours of the morning while under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.
We got in fit shaced last night and did our best fridge poetry yet.
by Ali_b January 21, 2007
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