Definition 1: when someone pours ranch on pancakes.
Definition 2: when a man ejaculates on a flat buttocks.
Definition 2: when a man ejaculates on a flat buttocks.
by Paradoxxx69 June 13, 2018

by Pazopy August 7, 2018

Maddie: Hey Courtney, should we go to the party at the Phi Beta Delta tonight?
Courtney: Hell no, stay away from that rape ranch.
Scott: Hey Mark, where are you taking that shotgun?
Mark: To the Delts house.
Scott: What happened there?
Mark: One of them wants to take my sister down to the rape ranch for date night.
Scott: Is there another bat in the house? I gotta join you.
Mark: You're a good man Scott.
Courtney: Hell no, stay away from that rape ranch.
Scott: Hey Mark, where are you taking that shotgun?
Mark: To the Delts house.
Scott: What happened there?
Mark: One of them wants to take my sister down to the rape ranch for date night.
Scott: Is there another bat in the house? I gotta join you.
Mark: You're a good man Scott.
by JustAnotherSaturdayNight August 28, 2016

by bruh meme September 30, 2020

Someone who uses ranch dressing excessively with meals. Such as dipping pizza or fries in it. They over hype it and use way too much with their food. They are a little slut for ranch.
by ultimate chonk August 18, 2021

Ranch, ranch is a term for FRESH cum. Or to be face fucked then cummed on. So, hope y'all get some hot ranch ;)
by Dickdumbdaddy August 21, 2018

When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus
Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.
Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.
Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy
by cheetospicy July 8, 2019
