t baged 

When someone has plopped their testicles on another person's face.

Steve t baged Ted because he was passed out drunk.

t baged by GoldenEagle August 27, 2006

Banger 

A good one

That party was a banger

Banger by 177725 May 25, 2017

fang banger 

Term popularized by the HBO hit show True Blood. Refers to a male or female who enjoys being bitten by and/or having sex with vampires.

Sookie's just a fang banger now that she's with Bill

fang banger by Melissa Northman August 5, 2009

Plastic Bagged 

Being "Plastic Bagged" is when you want to have sex, but cant find a condom.

To the extent that everything starts to look llike a condom alternative option, such as a plastic bag.
Basically like being cock blocked by the lack of protection.

Guy 1: Man, I was going to fuck Dana but I got plastic bagged
Guy 2: Thats why you always get condoms!
Guy 1: Yeah I know, she was pissed.
Guy 2: Dumbass.

Plastic Bagged by Pshawrawr May 26, 2011

Monday banger

Term used by people who are drinking booze on Monday but aren't alcoholics.

Peter: Wow, fucking drinking on Mondays? Drunk.
Justin: No man, Mondays are just plain shitty. A Monday banger takes the edge off the coming work week.

Monday banger by MarshalJD March 30, 2009

Tie-bagged 

To have a necktie, usually worn by a co-worker, draped over another's face in a humiliating fashion.

I heard the boss tie-bagged Gertrude.
Yea... first day on the job... she never saw it coming (shakes head sadly).

Tie-bagged by doc cq May 26, 2009

Spoon banger 

One who does more than his/her fair share of whining and/or complaining, much like that of a toddler in a high chair. A spoon banger--in adult terms--may be a stubborn person who complains about everyday functions.

It was impossible to get that spoon banger to bong a beer last night.

Spoon banger by chuzbesko August 3, 2010