by IsaacTheFidgetGod July 27, 2017
Get the kentucky cootermug. Similar to what most men refer to as a Cougar. A woman usually over the age of 35 looking for a young male, particularly in his sexual prime of the ages below 25. Often found in their favorite habitat of bars and pubs.
Two antiq-cooters wanted to take Carleton home that night, he should have accepted the offer...those ladies looked WILD!
by Stevie Y July 1, 2005
Get the antiq-cootermug. by good azz chicken May 9, 2011
Get the cooter recruitermug. American Southern Slang referring to a woman's anatomy in regards towards poor personal hygiene.
Also reflexive with 'smelly pussy.'
Cooter is a southern slang term for a vagina.
It can also mean a woman who is hot and ready for sex.
Not associated to the Cooter Turtle.
Also reflexive with 'smelly pussy.'
Cooter is a southern slang term for a vagina.
It can also mean a woman who is hot and ready for sex.
Not associated to the Cooter Turtle.
Example 1: That girl in the Daisy Dukes over by the bar has a Stinky Cooter. I can smell that damn thing from here.
Example 2: Girl, I know you are not going out tonight with a Stinky Cooter.
Example 3: Things got weird when my new girlfriend got Stinky Cooter. She damn near skinned my back she was so horny trying to get my cloths off of me.
Example 4: Don't tell me y'alls got a stinky cooter for that dude over there? Girl, what is wrong with you?
Example 2: Girl, I know you are not going out tonight with a Stinky Cooter.
Example 3: Things got weird when my new girlfriend got Stinky Cooter. She damn near skinned my back she was so horny trying to get my cloths off of me.
Example 4: Don't tell me y'alls got a stinky cooter for that dude over there? Girl, what is wrong with you?
by Fractious1 May 24, 2018
Get the Stinky Cootermug. "I bet my wife is a secret cooter intruder."
"That guy with the mustache is a cooter intruder. Go smell his big toe."
"That guy with the mustache is a cooter intruder. Go smell his big toe."
by Cooterintruder September 18, 2012
Get the Cooter Intrudermug. by Hoodoodavoodoo March 22, 2020
Get the Lying cootermug. A female who can, to the amazement of drunken fraternity boys, use her vagina to "shoot" objects such as ping-pong and biilliard balls.
That girl is a "cooter shooter." Last night at the party she laid on the pool table, spread her legs, and sent the 8 ball into the corner pocket.
by Don Levy September 25, 2006
Get the cooter shootermug.