Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!
Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now
Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now
by astro648 July 5, 2024
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Get the Off my turk mug.Guy 1: Have you seen this trend in 2020!? It's so fuckin' funny!
Guy 2: No, let's see it then.
I'm forming my own cloud..🥺
Guy 1: LMFAO THIS IS SO CRINGE
Guy 2: What the fuck?
Guy 2: No, let's see it then.
I'm forming my own cloud..🥺
Guy 1: LMFAO THIS IS SO CRINGE
Guy 2: What the fuck?
by SkibidiToiletOhio79 July 7, 2024
Get the i'm forming my own cloud mug.1. When you’re banging your lady and she starts to gush (cum or urine if you’re nasty).
2. When you’re giving it to your man and your cum mixes with the lube and gushes out.
2. When you’re giving it to your man and your cum mixes with the lube and gushes out.
Leanna: ‘Oh my gushness Jasmine, last night Leon made me pour like waterfall’
Pedro: ‘I rode him so hard until he moaned “oh my gushness, I’m gushing.”’
Pedro: ‘I rode him so hard until he moaned “oh my gushness, I’m gushing.”’
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