croaked my frog

post-sex drip that leaks a puddle all over the sheets

he came then I croaked my frog all over the bed

by snailtrail07 December 23, 2020

Cooking my rice

When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.

Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you

Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.

by TheRunch October 25, 2018

My craziness has a system

A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.

Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"

Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."

by jimmyjamole January 21, 2018

jingle my bells

A female asking playfully for someone to fondle her breasts around Christmas time.

"Why don't you come jingle my bells and then you can Kringle my sleigh."

by DanTheDuctTapeBall December 03, 2022

not my boy

When Someone sees somethinq/someone they dnt like on/with there friend
or

if there homie is with an uqly smut or Female.

examp.
Male ; Yeo , who is that my guy ?
Friend ; My new shawty .
Male ; haha . Not My Boy

examp.2
male; why the fck ya posinq like that? Not My Boy

by JazzzDoee July 18, 2011

I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them

I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them

I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

Kiss my meat

“Kiss my meat” is basically the sassier, Zestier, version of “Kiss my ass”.

“Those shoes lame asf”

“Ni**a Kiss my meat😒”

by Aphoedite May 15, 2024