Me: I love my mom
That one guy who has F- in every class: IMAGINE BEING A MOMMAS BOY LOL
Me again: stfu I can love my mother not like you love her
That one guy who has F- in every class: IMAGINE BEING A MOMMAS BOY LOL
Me again: stfu I can love my mother not like you love her
by Jeremy_is_cool September 20, 2022
Get the I love my mommug. when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all
Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs
by SenpaiMilk January 20, 2017
Get the split my eggsmug. Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.
or
Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.
or
Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.
"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.
or
"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.
or
"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.
by ChefDinger September 11, 2011
Get the Crushes My Smokesmug. In sex, after doing the "Crouching Tiger" either in a homosexual or heterosexual couple, the one that was down (Bottom) tends to move the booty asking for more. Then, the one that goes up (Top) responds: "Don't move your bootty, baby "to express that he can't give more.
The Bottom: —moves her butt—
The Top: Please, Don't move your booty, my baby, I can't satisfy you anymore.
The Top: Please, Don't move your booty, my baby, I can't satisfy you anymore.
by TheWeirdLost April 15, 2019
Get the Don't move your booty, my babymug. by darkclaw wolfgod May 7, 2023
Get the my big holemug. “Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
Get the mysteries make my head hurtmug. by Arminkshipper March 27, 2025
Get the off my casemug.