Pepper my ass

Violently surprised.

Boy: I cheated on you

Girl: PEPPER MY ASS. GET OUT.

by _boska_malinowska_ May 25, 2020

my dot

it means that a woman is on her period

“hey girl”
on the phone: “hey have you got your period yet mine is late”
“yeah i am on my dot i started today”

by relanhahahhahah May 13, 2021

stick my sock in some soup

when you’re about to clock out and go to bed

guys i’m sorry i’m so tired, i’m gonna have to stick my sock in some soup

or the sock has been souped

by ghostlover3000 September 4, 2020

My pockets ache

Having too much anal sex that your butt hurts

Girl, list night was so great that my pockets ache now!!

by Banannaboo33 September 12, 2017

Baked off my Roger!

When one is extremely "High"

Jaysus man i smoked a joint and i'm baked off my roger!

by YourMotherSmokesWEED September 28, 2010

split my eggs

when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all

Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs

by SenpaiMilk January 20, 2017

april my beloved

april is a super sweet person, who deserves the whole world!! she’s super nice, and always willing to help her friends and i love her!

april my beloved, how are you?

by avilexce May 24, 2021