Dick for dick's sake

When it would b easier to choose the nice response, but u choose the butthole one instead, just to b a jerk.

"I asked him to let me use an old notebook but he said no every time, just to b a dick for dick's sake."

by IcyStrawberry April 25, 2024

My dick

Too small

We all know it

My dick:

Jannie: DO NOT date Peter. His dick is so Tiny.
Katheline: Ok, I'll pass.

by undeadly deadly dead November 15, 2018

dinning on dick December

a tradition that at lest once in December you get your girl friend to suck dick for and halve a hour

dinning on dick December

by Coollinks November 3, 2020

Pistol Dick

The act of a loser spraying with a pistol on Call Of Duty 1.

*Get sprayed by some loser using a pistol on Call Of Duty 1*
- "Man, that guy is a pistol dick!"

by Big-Bush Nukka-Tush January 29, 2010

Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy

yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

National send dick vids day

It happens on June 13th it when you send anyone a video of your dick.

Person 1: Hey guess what today is!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: It’s national send dick vids day

Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: it’s when you send anyone a vid of your dick!

by Kirk drankling June 13, 2022

Ricky (Big dick)

Ricky is a 10 out of 10 in looks personality and omg he is so funny makes my undies wet hearing his sexy voice .when people say the perfect guy don't exist I laugh and say well you ain't met big dick have ya

Omg look at that muscular handsome man who looks like he is chiseled out of stone by God himself oh no it's just my reflection da. Ricky (BIG DICK) you fine

by Barry Evans November 17, 2024