Crazy ass mother fucker

Y'all are fucking degenerates ;p

Just don't fuck with the dü. He one crazy ass mother fucker. Oh ya and get a new dictionary mõth3r fûckēr

by CANB-GFMF November 28, 2022

Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.

by BigDog823 November 2, 2019

pong ass teke

A pong ass teke is a womans vagina with an unpleasant and pungent odour.

Eah bro, I macked her bare hard but shes got a pong ass teke cuz.

by Gopnyk Boi January 12, 2021

You're the wart on my ass

A term meaning someone is super close to you. This may be negative or positive.

Person 1: You're clingy, almost as if you're the wart on my ass!
Person 2: nuh uh

by aggressivesprite August 12, 2023

Dwiddle of fuck asses

A couple of lying bitches. People who try too hard to make themselves sound believable

Wow, Lorenzo and Jed are Dwiddle of fuck asses.

by JedfucksLo February 12, 2018

ass monkeys

when you're surprised

'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'

by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018

Eat Ass

Eating ass is another way to say that an individual or group failed miserably, usually in competition with another individual or group.

“I heard you lost the game!”
“Yeah, we ate ass.”
“That sucks, hopefully you don’t eat ass next week too!”

by bubbagumpy June 7, 2021