It's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?

When you don't know something or someone so you just say "it's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?"

"What kind of mineral is this?"
"It's mumbo's friend! Didn't you hear?"

by Scyroo May 12, 2025

National Send Your Friends a Nude Day

A day in which people are highly incouraged to send a nude picture to their friends. Takes place on may 13 every single year.

Hey man, its national send your friends a nude day, you wanna celebrate?

by Jallen45 May 12, 2025

bitch on fries

A misinterpretation of the name of the Bichon Frisé dog, similarly to bone apple tea.

Have you seen those bitch on fries dogs before? The white fluffy ones

by Leafysun May 23, 2025

National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day

Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas

Yo she showed me those tits on National Flash Your Friend From Texas day

by Poster Boy June 3, 2025

National ask your friend to be your boyfriend

Just ask someone of your friends to be your boyfriend. He doesn’t have to Be your crush.

”Hey mike, wanna be my boyfriend?”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”

by Ilovepineapples June 8, 2025

Flat Worm Friday

Every Friday we honor, celebrate and remember “Flat Worm Friday”for all the flat worms

I can’t wait for it to be Flat Worm Friday

by DidItWork June 13, 2025

Chocolate Philly Fritter

When pounding in stink star gets messy and you proceed to let the women suck her feces off ur penis.

Shawty shit on my meat last night so I fed her the chocolate Philly fritter

by DCPhilly June 25, 2025