little big dick

when you got a little one but its lowkey big

wow rita did you see mike little big dick its soooo big but little

by little big dicky June 27, 2017

Gnar Dick

An STD from getting head from a girl with a gnartooth. It makes your dick crocked and bent.

Person one: "Dude, i just got head from a TMMG with a gnartooth, and now my dicks all bent!"

Person two: "Bro, you have Gnar Dick!"

by Washoe October 10, 2013

Dicks on the dollar

Not a lot of money for the job, one might as well put dicks on the dollars.

I made dicks on the dollar for that job...

by Thatguyorsomething March 24, 2023

Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

Dick

Something you don’t have

Person 1: oh look at his nonexistent dick

Person 2:😲

by Bill bye your moms a guy October 22, 2019

Dick Spit Hit

A powerful hit of crack cocaine which causes such a numbness of the mouth that the jaw fills with saliva. The user then applies the saliva to perform an excellent blow job or hand job using the product for lubrication.

after smoking a fully loaded crack-pipe: "Holy shit, that was a fucking dick spit hit for sure!"

by Used2Bscrubs August 10, 2024

speed dick

A penis, usually in a triangular shape drawn around the mouth of a drawing, charicter, or OC by a troll usually on a collaborative drawing site.

''Bro someone just speed dicked my drawing.''

by DickRick990 March 23, 2025