National Kadie Day

We appreciate Kadie because she’s so nice, smart, funny and kind. she’s also super hot.

boy: hey dude… do you know it’s national kadie day?
other boy: oh no i’ll go give her some flowers and appreciation now.

by urmumisminelolol January 30, 2022

Valentines Day

A day were straight people give eachother overpriced boxes of chocolates

Person 1: It’s valentines day and I’m single-
Person 2: Are you straight?

Person 1: No
Person 2: No need to worry

by Swag_fr0ggie January 30, 2022

Valentine’s Day

the worst and most awkward day for those in the talking stage

“I want to celebrate Valentine’s day with my boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend but also is my boyfriend.”

by un k n o w n January 30, 2022

200 day streak

Time for some head

"yeah bro, we hit our 200 day streak today"

"You know what that means"

by sloppytoppypro6000 January 31, 2022

International Devolve Day

International Devolve Day, on the first of February, you must act like a monkey.

"Tom started acting like a monkey, little did I know it was devolve Day."

International Devolve Day - A day where you MUST act like a monkey.

by Crapposter February 1, 2022

Soldier Appreciation Day

A day that soldiers should be given gifts and appreciated for there hardships

give soldiers something useful that they want on soldier appreciation day

by n booty pic for soldiers day February 1, 2022

Send Nudes Day

Send Nudes Day is a day to show someone all the nudes you take but never show anyone that are wasting away in your vault. Send Nudes Day happens annually on Feb 2.

on send nudes day i always show my tits to men i have a crush ob

by n booty pic for soldiers day February 1, 2022